James Bond.

Cause of Casino Royale Aston Martin crash revealed as Maldonado, Pastor Maldonado.

Anonymous asked: Hey Pastor when are you going to head back too Mcdonalds where you belong

I’m sorry you must be mistaken. I in fact work for Microsoft, where I’m responsible for testing the new version of Windows. For crashes, obviously.

Brief Interlude

Now seems like as good a time as any to point your oh-so-valued attention over to the little links on the right there —>

I’m sure such clever, awesome and downright sexy people like you are just bursting with ideas - so send them to me! Pastor demands it.

Pastor doesn’t care which. Just do it™.* Now would be nice.

Oh, and if you fancy spreading the word, maybe doing a little tweet or something - that would be nice too.

Thanks :)

*Pastor is not, and never will be, sponsored by Nike™. Just so you know.

The Wall Street Crash. There’s a pun in there somewhere…

For all you non-Americans, this bull is apparently on Wall St. Who knew?

Pastor Maldonado Crashing Into Things